Here's to BUBBA aka Jim Lindner

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The saga of Jim "Bubba" Linder continues on Ford Barn's ongoing drama, the CARdashians.

Future episodes will feature Bubba's early years which include some of the following flashbacks:

!. Bubba was raised as a foster child by African-American sharecropper parents in Mississippi. Due the hard work harvesting the family's crops, his hands were permanently scarred which prevented him from pursuing his dream of becoming a neurosurgeon ... he learned how to rebuild distributors in rehab.

2. Bubba ran away from home at 15, lied about his age, joined the Navy and became the youngest SEAL. His first assignment was to recover Monica Lewinsky's panties from a desk drawer in the Oval Office. Unfortunately he stumbled upon Hillary and Janet Reno taking turns trying on the targeted item ... he was reassigned to the Aleutian Islands serving in the motor pool rebuilding distributors.

3. Bubba was actually born Jennifer Linder. While in the Girl Scouts as a Daisy, Bubba realized that joining the Boy Scouts provided a better route to a merit badge in Auto Repair. Carefully and cleverly he hid his identity, BUT sharp-eyed Ford Barners caught this rare 2012 Barn photo post of Bubba at work in his (her) shop complete with pseudonym ... Shelly? ... RIGHT!





So ... if anyone wants to continue this silliness, press on. The US Postal Service has delivered my mail wrong in the past two of three days. Good thing they are not rebuilding your distributors.
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