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12-14-2018, 11:57 PM | #1 |
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Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!
An original poem, Sung to the tune, "HARK! THE HERALD ANGEL SINGS":
HARK! THE HORN, “AHOOGHA” SINGS Hark! The horn, “Ahoogha”, sings Turn the key, the engine pings. Raise the hood, pour in some oil, See the radiator boil. Joyful all ye Barners rise Drive your car before it dies With angelic host proclaim “Our old cars will rise again” With angelic host proclaim “We will spare Ford’s good name”. Even though the gas may drip, Drive it on another trip. Drive it though the gears may grind, Drive it though the brakes may bind. Through the night the lights may flutter Through the day the spark may stutter Give the GAV a little turn How much gas does this car burn? Give the carb a little choke Dang, this car will make me broke. Spent some money, got it fixed A second car the wife has nixed Adjust the valves replace the rings Listen how that engine sings. Man and car now reconciled, Treat your Ford just like a child With angelic host proclaim, “We have spared Ford’s good name” With angelic host proclaim, “We have spared Ford’s good name” Happy Holidays, and to all a Good Night! Mike in Oregon |
12-15-2018, 08:05 AM | #2 |
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Re: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!
Someone went to a great deal of work. This is beautious!!
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12-15-2018, 08:06 AM | #3 |
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12-15-2018, 11:30 AM | #5 |
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Re: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you , Mike in Oregon . I like the word change !!!
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12-15-2018, 02:52 PM | #6 |
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12-15-2018, 02:53 PM | #7 |
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Re: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas!
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12-16-2018, 04:30 PM | #8 |
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Re: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!
That's a wonderful poem and song. I told someone Merry Christmas the other day and they told me I was politically incorrect, I should say Happy Holidays. I'm old fashion and I told them next to kiss my ass.
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