How old is Vic?

[HELENT]

Someone at the Moonshine Festival asked me how old Vick is. I told them I didn't know but Redneck told me he had a pet dinosaur.

[Mike in AZ]

you gotta watch Redneck....lol.....Mike

[Old Redneck]

Vic is old, older then dirt. Now I am guessing I would say in his 90's. That should get him awake.

[roadster36]

His first car had a wooden gas tank.

[Old Redneck]

I sure hate to see winter to come. I am too dumb to move south to Florida. The wife cut the heat off in the garage. She says cost too much. I have got to come up some way to get heat in my shed. I can't work in the cold. I won't get my lift until the last of Dec. or first of Jan. Its a Back Yard Buddy. They are not cheap. I got wheels on it so I can move it from one garage to another. Been working on one of my rentals getting it ready to rent. Did rent it tonight so that over. Most of the people that rent off me been with me for 20 or more years. Don't have many turnover. I guess I rent too cheap. I am looking for a small truck with a snow plow. I have been thinking a Model A truck set up 4 by 4 with a snowplow. If you know of anything like that let me know. I got to thinking Vic might not be 90 but he looks it.

[41ford1]

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He's old enough to know better, but doesn't

[Vic Piano]

Boy, you guys are tough... How about this... I'm old enough to posses the wisdom of the ages, and young enough to still enjoy it...LOL

[mfagan]

Great response!!

[TomT/Williamsburg]

That's Vic - as slick as they come! Now it takes a LONG time to get that way - LOL!!!!

[41ford1]

Slick is the name of Vic's shop cat.

[JM 35 Sedan]

How old is Vic???
Vic is soooo old that....

...rocks don't even live that long!

...his first driver's license was carved in stone!

...he calls Larry King, "Kid!"

...he has an autographed Bible.

...the candles on his birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees

...when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.

...he walked into an antique shop and they sold him

...his birth certificate expired

[Old Henry]

Some more clues as to Vic's age:

He:

- has to write a note to himself reminding him not to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

- speeds because he doesn’t want to forget where he's going.

- has stopped searching for the meaning of life to focus on searching for his car keys.

- just smiles and nods after asking, “What?"

- looks down at his watch three consecutive times and still doesn’t know what time it is.

- buys pills to improve his memory but forgets where he put them.

- feels bad in the morning without staying out the night before.

- tries to straighten out the wrinkles in his socks and discovers he isn't wearing any.

- wakes up looking like his driver license picture.

- takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

- sits in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

- looks for his glasses for half an hour and they were on his head the whole time.

- sinks his teeth into a steak and they stay there.

- wonders how he could be over the hill when he doesn't even remember being on top of it.

[BILL WZOREK]

AGE is just a state of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What the H was I going to say ????????????????????

[B-O-B]

Might be an older relative of Rip Van Winkle

[wisbangman]

Our Vic was born in 1930. I've seen pictures ! I also saw pictures of Vic from 1931/32/33 and 34. For some reason, I did not see any photos of Vic, again, till 1951. I can recall seeing Vic in pictures from 1952 thru 1962. Any way, if you do the math, 1930 thru today, that would make our Vic 83 years old .

[Brendan]

you guys are funny!

[G.M.]

Originally Posted by Redneck

Vic is old, older then dirt. Now I am guessing I would say in his 90's. That should get him awake.

Ken I have known Vic for longer than must on here. I would say you maybe close but he looks a little warn for 90. It could be he was rode hard over the years and put in the barn hot?? G.M.

[David J]

Going by info he has posted in the past about his army service he should be 64 - 65 . Sorry bout stealin yer font secreet Mikey

[Vic Piano]

Originally Posted by G.M.

Ken I have known Vic for longer than must on here. I would say you maybe close but he looks a little warn for 90. It could be he was rode hard over the years and put in the barn hot?? G.M.

George, it's not from being "rode hard", it's gotta be from gettin' beat up on the FordBarn by those "high point" Trailer Queen restoration guys that don't believe in Vapor Lock or that Flatheads ever leaked oil... LOL

[Vic Piano]

Originally Posted by David J

Going by info he has posted in the past about his army service he should be 64 - 65 . Sorry bout stealin yer font secreet Mikey

You got it David, I'm 64 (even though sometimes I might look like I’m 164 ) but my “state of mind” keeps my hovering at around 17...