The Ford Barn

Clem Clement · 01-06-2015, 12:35 AM

There is a new model in Italy called the Mafia. Raise the hood and there is another underneath...
When you cross a Valiant with a Comet you get a Vomit: Bucket seats and a throw up top

Somebody stop me...

Mart · 01-06-2015, 02:47 AM

F**ked Over Recycled Dodge.

(if anything, though I'd say it's the other way round.)

Brian · 01-06-2015, 04:42 AM

Clem, I like that...

LOWRIDER · 01-06-2015, 07:04 AM

Don't quit your day jobs guys!

37 Cab · 01-06-2015, 08:52 AM

Thought it was flippin old rebuilt dodge.. Now STOP it! LOL

Ken Arms · 01-06-2015, 02:18 PM

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I don't always drive a chevy...but when I do I always walk home.

FL&WVMIKE · 01-06-2015, 02:36 PM

P-O-N-T-I-A-C
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac.
(cleaned up a bit, from the original, so as to be non-offensive)
MIKE (mikeburch)

flatford8 · 01-06-2015, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlatheadTed

I know a guy who was addicted to brake fluid ,says he can stop at any time .

See what you started????..LOL....MARK

Mart · 01-06-2015, 03:17 PM

Hear about the guy drove into the river?

Wanted to dip his lights.

Bill's Auto Works · 01-06-2015, 03:23 PM

MOPAR... My Old Plymouth Ain't Running

Lawson Cox · 01-06-2015, 03:52 PM

Now they're picking up the pieces
With a garbage can and rake
Because he grabbed somebody' knee
when he should have grabbed the brake

BURMA SHAVE

koates · 01-06-2015, 06:14 PM

A nice car is a Cadillac, the best car is a FORD. But all there is to a Chevrolet is four wheels and a board.

malpais · 01-06-2015, 06:32 PM

I'm pretty slow, or 4 wheels and a board is an Aussie thing?

koates · 01-06-2015, 06:41 PM

Meaning Chevrolet is cheap junk, where as Ford is cheap but quality built. Could be Aussie as are many things in this world but you would not know it. Regards, Kevin.

Bill Wright · 01-06-2015, 09:26 PM

Be happy that it's a f over rebuilt Dodge and not a Fix It Again Tony!

slowforty · 01-06-2015, 10:09 PM

A kid asked how old was my 40
I told the kid that it was so old it needed two sets of plates
Upper and Lower

Shadetree · 01-06-2015, 10:44 PM

There once was a man from New Boston,
Who bought a new sports car-an Austin;
There was room for his a__
And a gallon of gas,
And you know the rest......

funrunr · 01-07-2015, 06:13 AM

I once bought a used car and found my wife's underwear in it!
"Rodney Dangerfield"

Jim · 01-07-2015, 06:02 PM

And I can't figure how to brake all of this down!

ThomasN · 01-08-2015, 09:39 AM

If it aint leaking, it's empty!

01-06-2015, 12:35 AM	#21
Clem Clement Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Fairfax, VA Posts: 3,393	Re: Car joke There is a new model in Italy called the Mafia. Raise the hood and there is another underneath... When you cross a Valiant with a Comet you get a Vomit: Bucket seats and a throw up top Somebody stop me...

01-06-2015, 02:47 AM	#22
Mart Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Solihull, England. Posts: 8,755	Re: Car joke F**ked Over Recycled Dodge. (if anything, though I'd say it's the other way round.)

01-06-2015, 04:42 AM	#23
Brian Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Masterton, New Zealand Posts: 3,834	Re: Car joke Clem, I like that... __________________ Unfortunately, two half wits don't make a whole wit!

01-06-2015, 07:04 AM	#24
LOWRIDER Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Kingman Az. 86409 Posts: 419	Re: Car joke Don't quit your day jobs guys! __________________ Dan Kingman Az. 86409

01-06-2015, 08:52 AM	#25
37 Cab Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Miami Oklahoma Posts: 535	Re: Car joke Thought it was flippin old rebuilt dodge.. Now STOP it! LOL __________________ Tommy

01-06-2015, 02:18 PM	#26
Ken Arms Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Essex Vermont Posts: 599	Re: Car joke Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) I don't always drive a chevy...but when I do I always walk home.

01-06-2015, 02:36 PM	#27
FL&WVMIKE Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Daytona Beach, Fl & Spencer, W. Va, Posts: 4,442	Re: Car joke P-O-N-T-I-A-C Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac. (cleaned up a bit, from the original, so as to be non-offensive) MIKE (mikeburch)

01-06-2015, 03:17 PM	#29
Mart Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Solihull, England. Posts: 8,755	Re: Car joke Hear about the guy drove into the river? Wanted to dip his lights.

01-06-2015, 03:23 PM	#30
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01-06-2015, 03:52 PM	#31
Lawson Cox Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Above the gnat line in Georgia Posts: 7,009	Re: Car joke Now they're picking up the pieces With a garbage can and rake Because he grabbed somebody' knee when he should have grabbed the brake BURMA SHAVE __________________ Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end, the faster it goes. It is better to be seen, than viewed. "We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm".

01-06-2015, 06:14 PM	#32
koates Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Melbourne Australia. Posts: 2,079	Re: Car joke A nice car is a Cadillac, the best car is a FORD. But all there is to a Chevrolet is four wheels and a board.

01-06-2015, 06:32 PM	#33
malpais Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Northern Colorado Posts: 506	Re: Car joke I'm pretty slow, or 4 wheels and a board is an Aussie thing? __________________ Don't mind learning from my mistakes. Just wish I didn't learn EVERYTHING from my mistakes..

01-06-2015, 06:41 PM	#34
koates Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Melbourne Australia. Posts: 2,079	Re: Car joke Meaning Chevrolet is cheap junk, where as Ford is cheap but quality built. Could be Aussie as are many things in this world but you would not know it. Regards, Kevin.

01-06-2015, 09:26 PM	#35
Bill Wright Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: California Posts: 76	Re: Car joke Be happy that it's a f over rebuilt Dodge and not a Fix It Again Tony!

01-06-2015, 10:09 PM	#36
slowforty Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Tinley Park Ill Posts: 1,061	Re: Car joke A kid asked how old was my 40 I told the kid that it was so old it needed two sets of plates Upper and Lower

01-06-2015, 10:44 PM	#37
Shadetree Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cottageville, WV Posts: 1,535	Re: Car joke There once was a man from New Boston, Who bought a new sports car-an Austin; There was room for his a__ And a gallon of gas, And you know the rest...... __________________ Son, you will never blow an engine up in high gear.

01-07-2015, 06:13 AM	#38
funrunr Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Belleville,MI Posts: 1,427	Re: Car joke I once bought a used car and found my wife's underwear in it! "Rodney Dangerfield" __________________ Thank God this is only a hobby!

01-07-2015, 06:02 PM	#39
Jim Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Alto, Tx. Posts: 299	Re: Car joke And I can't figure how to brake all of this down!

01-08-2015, 09:39 AM	#40
ThomasN Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Spokane Wa. Posts: 271	Re: Car joke If it aint leaking, it's empty!