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06-27-2017, 01:54 PM | #1 |
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Location: West Hempstead, New York
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Getting Older and Flabbier, too??????
As we all get older in life, we gain a pound or two, so we find ourselves a little flabbier around the middle.... that is why YOU are reading this now.....
Sometimes we need to change our lifestyle...... So yesterday, I went to the new fitness center near me that just opened up -- and they have some swanky new equipment -- half of which, I don't know what they do or how to use them..... So, I asked the manage, "Which of these machines will be best for me, so I can attract the LADIES ?!?!?!?!? He thought............... and pointed................... to the ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I asked my doctor what I should do to trim a few pounds from around the middle.... He replied that I should walk five miles a day.... I called him up two weeks later, and said, "Hey, Doc, I don't know if I am feeling any better, but I am 70 miles from home!!!!!!!!!!!!" (The blonde chicks among us will laugh in 10 minutes -- they are still doing the math (sneakers off).....) |
08-07-2017, 08:40 AM | #2 |
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Re: Getting Older and Flabbier, too??????
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