The Ford Barn

Hicktick · 04-20-2015, 11:34 PM

I remember a guy about 2 years ago that put his fresh painted intake and exhaust in her oven for a bake ,.,.

He still eats out .,

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burner31 · 04-21-2015, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mitch//pa

i see she cut you a break

Cut me a break? What? No, I always look like this, it's from my drivers licence

CWilson · 04-21-2015, 06:02 AM

The silver lining is this, (at least when it comes to my wife) she will never have you do laundry again. If you do a horrible job at what she asks you to do, chances are she won't ask you to do it again. Example, when my wife and I where first married, she kept asking me to empty the dishwasher, which I HATED to do. I intentionally kept putting the dishes in the wrong place, until she got fed up and asked me not to unload the dishwasher because it took longer for her to find stuff then to unload it herself. After a few years chores were sorted out as to what I was "capable" of doing or not. I just "happen" to be terrible at dishes, folding clothes, etc...

burner31 · 04-21-2015, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CWilson

The silver lining is this, (at least when it comes to my wife) she will never have you do laundry again. If you do a horrible job at what she asks you to do, chances are she won't ask you to do it again. Example, when my wife and I where first married, she kept asking me to empty the dishwasher, which I HATED to do. I intentionally kept putting the dishes in the wrong place, until she got fed up and asked me not to unload the dishwasher because it took longer for her to find stuff then to unload it herself. After a few years chores were sorted out as to what I was "capable" of doing or not. I just "happen" to be terrible at dishes, folding clothes, etc...

And thus, the formula for a happy marriage.
Sly...but effective.

Tim Armstrong · 04-21-2015, 09:00 AM

I hate wearing pint underwear and T shirts.

Dodge · 04-21-2015, 09:41 AM

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I wonder if that how Bruce Jenner got started ???

CarlG · 04-21-2015, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Tim Armstrong

I hate wearing pint underwear and T shirts.

I try to stick with Hanes

Bill's Auto Works · 04-21-2015, 10:14 AM

I used to just get a new one every few years, but that got too expensive. It is much easier to not be married

CarlG · 04-21-2015, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill's Auto Works

I used to just get a new one every few years, but that got too expensive. It is much easier to not be married

After 4, my friend said that anytime he thought about getting married again, he would just buy the gal a house and let it go at that. Result was the same, less hassle.

whirnot · 04-21-2015, 12:42 PM

I am moving and building a new shop. I found the best and most expensive solution but wouldn't do it any other way. Buy the wife a new washer and dryer. Then hook the old one up in the shop.

Rowdy · 04-21-2015, 01:16 PM

I am guessing you are now forbidden to do laundry if not beaten to the point of being incapable. Rod

04-20-2015, 11:34 PM	#21
Hicktick Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Hickory Tavern , SC Posts: 422	Re: How to make your wife happy<<<< I remember a guy about 2 years ago that put his fresh painted intake and exhaust in her oven for a bake ,.,. He still eats out ., ,... __________________ Sometimes I want to say ,,You should have bought a Shay.

04-21-2015, 06:02 AM	#23
CWilson Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Sunbury, OH Posts: 295	Re: How to make your wife happy<<<< The silver lining is this, (at least when it comes to my wife) she will never have you do laundry again. If you do a horrible job at what she asks you to do, chances are she won't ask you to do it again. Example, when my wife and I where first married, she kept asking me to empty the dishwasher, which I HATED to do. I intentionally kept putting the dishes in the wrong place, until she got fed up and asked me not to unload the dishwasher because it took longer for her to find stuff then to unload it herself. After a few years chores were sorted out as to what I was "capable" of doing or not. I just "happen" to be terrible at dishes, folding clothes, etc...

04-21-2015, 09:00 AM	#25
Tim Armstrong Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: NW Arkansas Posts: 361	Re: How to make your wife happy<<<< I hate wearing pint underwear and T shirts.

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Dodge Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Sonoma, CA. Posts: 1,568	Re: How to make your wife happy<<<< Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) I wonder if that how Bruce Jenner got started ???

04-21-2015, 10:14 AM	#28
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whirnot Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Bend Or. Posts: 1,080	Re: How to make your wife happy<<<< I am moving and building a new shop. I found the best and most expensive solution but wouldn't do it any other way. Buy the wife a new washer and dryer. Then hook the old one up in the shop. __________________ Bill Worden 1929 Roadster 1929 Briggs Town Sedan 1930 Closed Cab pickup 1931 Coupe 2 Smith Motor Compressors 1951 Ford F1 High Desert Model A's

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