The Ford Barn

John Kuhnast · 01-10-2017, 03:16 PM

Model A guy goes to get on a bus. He is carrying a drive shaft. Driver says you can't get on here company will not allow any package over four feet and that is five feet. Model A guy goes into a store and buys a four foot box puts the drive shaft in the box and waits for the next bus Next bus stops and driver says company will not allow any package over four feet. Since yours is just four feet Welcome aboard. Box is four feet by three feet and drive shaft is in there diagonally

Barber31 · 01-10-2017, 03:19 PM

Carpenters should appreciate that joke as well! The 3-4-5 rule.

Afordman31 · 01-10-2017, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by John Kuhnast

Model A guy goes to get on a bus. He is carrying a drive shaft. Driver says you can't get on here company will not allow any package over four feet and that is five feet. Model A guy goes into a store and buys a four foot box puts the drive shaft in the box and waits for the next bus Next bus stops and driver says company will not allow any package over four feet. Since yours is just four feet Welcome aboard. Box is four feet by three feet and drive shaft is in there diagonally

Sweet!!

Synchro909 · 01-10-2017, 03:31 PM

Nothing over 4' allowed on the bus! I stand 6'. Guess I walk.

Ruth · 01-10-2017, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Synchro909

Nothing over 4' allowed on the bus! I stand 6'. Guess I walk.

"package over four feet". Unless your 'package' is over 4' long you should be able to get on just fine.

Ruth · 01-10-2017, 11:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by John Kuhnast

Model A guy goes to get on a bus. He is carrying a drive shaft. Driver says you can't get on here company will not allow any package over four feet and that is five feet. Model A guy goes into a store and buys a four foot box puts the drive shaft in the box and waits for the next bus Next bus stops and driver says company will not allow any package over four feet. Since yours is just four feet Welcome aboard. Box is four feet by three feet and drive shaft is in there diagonally

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Originally Posted by Synchro909

Nothing over 4' allowed on the bus! I stand 6'. Guess I walk.

"package over four feet". Unless your 'package' is over 4' long you should be able to get on just fine.

3.6rs · 01-11-2017, 01:23 AM

Smart !

01-10-2017, 03:16 PM	#1
John Kuhnast Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 564	Welcome aboard Model A guy goes to get on a bus. He is carrying a drive shaft. Driver says you can't get on here company will not allow any package over four feet and that is five feet. Model A guy goes into a store and buys a four foot box puts the drive shaft in the box and waits for the next bus Next bus stops and driver says company will not allow any package over four feet. Since yours is just four feet Welcome aboard. Box is four feet by three feet and drive shaft is in there diagonally

01-10-2017, 03:19 PM	#2
Barber31 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 687	Re: Welcome aboard Carpenters should appreciate that joke as well! The 3-4-5 rule.

01-10-2017, 03:31 PM	#4
Synchro909 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 8,043	Re: Welcome aboard Nothing over 4' allowed on the bus! I stand 6'. Guess I walk. __________________ I sometimes wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions. Even at my age, I still like to look at a young, attractive woman but I can't really remember why.

01-11-2017, 01:23 AM	#7
3.6rs Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Belgistan (formerly known as Belgium) Posts: 573	Re: Welcome aboard Smart !