Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
06-13-2012, 09:19 AM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
A bunch of us were sittin around a campfire one night star gazin and Bullshittin and someone said " I wonder what those Arabs in the Caravans eat when they are crossing the Desert ? " and I said '...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
06-12-2012, 01:17 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
06-08-2012, 06:30 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother,...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
06-07-2012, 05:20 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in
the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them
around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
06-06-2012, 10:28 AM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
I failed the mandatory Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today.
One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
06-05-2012, 05:57 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
*Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude, the Captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.
*Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
06-01-2012, 04:15 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-30-2012, 08:29 AM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
Wife - "Where the heck have you been? You said you'd be home by noon!"
Husband - "I'm so sorry Honey...but you probably don't want to hear the reason."
Wife - I want the truth, and I want it...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-25-2012, 12:54 AM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
Deer Camp:
All the guys were at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob,
because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time, so they...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-19-2012, 03:56 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
> > The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
> first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind
> the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-15-2012, 08:53 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
When you think about it GOD is the greatest inventor of all time
He took one of Adams' ribs and created a Loudspeaker
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-12-2012, 11:53 AM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
SIMPLE TRUTH
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: "In life, no one will help you once you've been screwed."
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-07-2012, 12:44 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
http://65.55.255.13/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=94312bcc-984a-11e1-8e7b-00215ad9a7b8&attindex=0&cp=-1&attdepth=0&imgsrc=cid%3a1.3517245201%40web83302.mail.sp1.yahoo.com&blob=MHxDaGFuZ2V5by5naWZ8aW1hZ...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-07-2012, 12:19 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
> After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed
> her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.
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> As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-05-2012, 06:42 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
if you are easily offended, don't read this joke
Subject: Pervert phone call
The phone rings, and my wife answers.
A pervert, with heavy breathing, says,
"I bet you have a tight asshole with...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-02-2012, 04:29 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
Say this Real fast
How much shit could a Dipshit Dip
if a Dipshit could Dip Shit
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-02-2012, 11:21 AM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
A
woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
05-01-2012, 12:02 AM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
Cephas asked Willard..."Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our tea during the war, to make us forget about women?"
"I think you mean salt peter!"
"Yeap, that's the stuff.... I...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
04-30-2012, 11:29 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: More Jokes of the Day
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's
surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is
there a problem?"
The head surgeon says gently, with tears...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
04-29-2012, 11:33 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: More Jokes of the Day
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date
with
Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
04-27-2012, 06:11 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
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The Shortest Books of All Time
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
04-23-2012, 10:16 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha's Vineyard. She slipped and fell.
the President who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up promptly. She thanked...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
04-23-2012, 11:01 AM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
Re: joke of the day.
A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading,
when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge
and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the...
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
04-22-2012, 04:54 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
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Forum: Early V8 (1932-53)
04-21-2012, 05:44 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 54,681
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