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10-19-2019, 01:03 PM | #1 |
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Unrelated thought while working on my Car
I used to call my Late Wife "The Bomb"
I never new if she was Sexy of going to GO Off at any Second. I once asked her if I was the Only One? She said "Yes. All the Others were Nines and Tens." |
10-19-2019, 01:13 PM | #2 |
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Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car
I'll have to say that my ex-wife was a good housekeeper......she kept the house.
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10-19-2019, 01:55 PM | #3 |
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Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car
I gave her a kiss and asked her if she loved me more now.
She answered 'Don't put words in my mouth.'
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10-19-2019, 02:19 PM | #4 |
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Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car
I told her I thought she was turning into a "Biblical Cook". She asked what did I mean? You're always serving up a burnt offering. She has a frying pan in her hand at the time. I now have six stiches on the back of my head.
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10-19-2019, 02:53 PM | #5 |
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Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car
ER Doctor to me “how did this happen”, well my wife said shut up! But I have bad hearing and thought she said stand up!
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10-19-2019, 03:12 PM | #6 |
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Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car
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"I don't know son,I am still paying" |
10-19-2019, 08:38 PM | #7 |
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Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car
This is a joke remember!
Not that a hot lady would marry this guy! think he'd be lucky to snag a "no go"... haha, Still funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDVl_sGGOuo . |
10-19-2019, 08:53 PM | #8 |
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Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car
What do you get when you play a country western album backwards? All your stuff back.
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10-19-2019, 09:58 PM | #9 |
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Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car
Mattel just introduced the new 'Divorced Barbie" She comes with all Ken's s***.....
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