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Old 01-04-2015, 05:45 PM   #1
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I know a guy who was addicted to brake fluid ,says he can stop at any time .
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Old 01-04-2015, 05:52 PM   #2
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Things a bit slow down there?...lol!!!
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Old 01-04-2015, 06:04 PM   #3
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I know a guy who was addicted to brake fluid ,says he can stop at any time .
Come on!!! Give us a brake!!!!!
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Old 01-04-2015, 06:04 PM   #4
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Well, I think cabin fever is starting in the North



"Have you out-driven a Ford lately?"

"Speed kills. Drive a Ford and live forever!"

"That's not a leak. My Ford's just marking it's territory."

"You might own a FORD if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport."

"I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford."

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords."
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Old 01-04-2015, 06:16 PM   #5
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Does anyone have a 'rimshot' sound effect? If ever there were a time for it...
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:14 PM   #6
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I sure hope that FORDBARN puts their foot down on these brake jokes !
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:41 PM   #7
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No matter how corny it gets around here, I cannot seem to "brake" away!
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:46 PM   #8
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[QUOTE=oldford2;1009962]Well, I think cabin fever is starting in the North

Cabin fever sux and it is rearing its ugly head. Some folks here need a heated garage for an escape!
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:51 PM   #9
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I know a guy who was addicted to brake fluid ,says he can stop at any time .
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I have a buddy who owns a Mobil station,
He's always got gas







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Old 01-04-2015, 08:56 PM   #10
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Gimme a BRAKE!
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Old 01-04-2015, 11:37 PM   #11
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What's the most popular automobile in Norway?
The Fjord.
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Old 01-05-2015, 02:52 AM   #12
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I turned up to a night club with some jumper cables draped around my neck. The guy on the door said I could come in as long as I didn't start anything.

Badum-tisch!

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Old 01-05-2015, 11:19 AM   #13
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Old 01-05-2015, 01:15 PM   #14
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Enough already, this has got to STOP !
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Old 01-05-2015, 03:15 PM   #15
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Well, I think cabin fever is starting in the North



"Have you out-driven a Ford lately?"

"Speed kills. Drive a Ford and live forever!"

"That's not a leak. My Ford's just marking it's territory."

"You might own a FORD if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport."

"I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford."

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords."
you forgot one "" FORD "" Fix Or Repair Daily , and I'll leave it at that ..
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Old 01-05-2015, 03:42 PM   #16
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How about, Fell Over Resting in Driveway? This is what happened to my 98 F150 when one of the torsion bars broke!
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Found on road dead
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Fantastic on rough dirt!!
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Old 01-05-2015, 05:44 PM   #19
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Fix or Repair Daily.
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Old 01-05-2015, 11:44 PM   #20
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Ford backwards - Driver Returned On Foot !
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