The Ford Barn

Joe Immler · 08-30-2015, 06:02 PM

I hope this doesn't "offend" anyone.
A daughter asks her dad, "Dad my boyfriend likes cars and there us something that he said to me that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely air bags and a great back bumper. Dad said " I know exactly what your boy friend said. You tell him from me that if he tries to open your hood and check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out."

texas webb · 08-30-2015, 06:25 PM

Too funny.

Capt Kirk · 08-30-2015, 06:39 PM

Guilty!

Talkwrench · 08-30-2015, 07:05 PM

good Monday morning joke [for me]

34fordy · 08-30-2015, 07:30 PM

Joe, that is a great story--Our son-in-law of 29 years this September, is a great guy and we love him like our own son--I always tell people that I did not trust any guy that came calling on our daughter 30 years and more ago--I was well aware what was on the mind of all these chaps that came to the house--I tell them that I am just STARTING to like John now!!!

Mike in AZ · 08-30-2015, 07:35 PM

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good one.....Mike

08-30-2015, 06:02 PM	#1
Joe Immler Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Massillon, Ohio Posts: 783	Too good not to share I hope this doesn't "offend" anyone. A daughter asks her dad, "Dad my boyfriend likes cars and there us something that he said to me that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely air bags and a great back bumper. Dad said " I know exactly what your boy friend said. You tell him from me that if he tries to open your hood and check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out."

08-30-2015, 06:25 PM	#2
texas webb Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: San Antonio Texas Posts: 636	Re: Too good not to share Too funny.

08-30-2015, 06:39 PM	#3
Capt Kirk Senior Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Clarkston MI Posts: 830	Re: Too good not to share Guilty! __________________ 35 Ford Cabriolet 56 Chevy Pickup 63 VW Bug Empty wallet

08-30-2015, 07:05 PM	#4
Talkwrench Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 2,687	Re: Too good not to share good Monday morning joke [for me] __________________ *"Came too close to dying to stop living now!"*

08-30-2015, 07:30 PM	#5
34fordy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Fort dodge, Iowa Posts: 822	Re: Too good not to share Joe, that is a great story--Our son-in-law of 29 years this September, is a great guy and we love him like our own son--I always tell people that I did not trust any guy that came calling on our daughter 30 years and more ago--I was well aware what was on the mind of all these chaps that came to the house--I tell them that I am just STARTING to like John now!!!

08-30-2015, 07:35 PM	#6
Mike in AZ Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Waddell, AZ Posts: 2,540	Re: Too good not to share Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) good one.....Mike