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Old 10-19-2019, 01:03 PM   #1
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I used to call my Late Wife "The Bomb"
I never new if she was Sexy of going to GO Off at any Second.

I once asked her if I was the Only One?
She said "Yes. All the Others were Nines and Tens."
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Old 10-19-2019, 01:13 PM   #2
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I'll have to say that my ex-wife was a good housekeeper......she kept the house.
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Old 10-19-2019, 01:55 PM   #3
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I gave her a kiss and asked her if she loved me more now.

She answered 'Don't put words in my mouth.'
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Old 10-19-2019, 02:19 PM   #4
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I told her I thought she was turning into a "Biblical Cook". She asked what did I mean? You're always serving up a burnt offering. She has a frying pan in her hand at the time. I now have six stiches on the back of my head.
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Old 10-19-2019, 02:53 PM   #5
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ER Doctor to me “how did this happen”, well my wife said shut up! But I have bad hearing and thought she said stand up!
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Old 10-19-2019, 03:12 PM   #6
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"Daddy, How much does it cost to get married"
"I don't know son,I am still paying"
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Old 10-19-2019, 08:38 PM   #7
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This is a joke remember!


Not that a hot lady would marry this guy! think he'd be lucky to snag a "no go"... haha, Still funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDVl_sGGOuo




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What do you get when you play a country western album backwards? All your stuff back.
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Old 10-19-2019, 09:58 PM   #9
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Mattel just introduced the new 'Divorced Barbie" She comes with all Ken's s***.....
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