Pet Names For Significant Other

[Bob Bidonde]

I have heard some interesting nicknames for girl friends and wives who ride in our Model "A's." For examples, "backseat driver" and "noise in the front seat." Lets see yours.

[Magicbox51]

I tend to be a bit more diplomatic. "Yes, dear!" usually works. "don't stop Here, stop over there" ; "yes dear".

[ronn]

I call my wife Elephante- keep her in line to stay trim.


and yes, we laugh about it- Im getting chubby myself.

[Keith True]

I call my wife Hyacinth sometimes.that perks her up pretty good.If you watch British comedies you will know what it means.My uncle called his wife Angel for about 40 years,until he told her one day it was because she was always up in the air harping on something.

[Dodge]

Hot air bag

[dansluck]

I call my wife "Sweet Heart". She bought me my Model A Coupe!

[31Cabriolet68-C]

"Miss Management" when we first moved in together....('84).
"Ms Management" after we got married.... ('88)...

(PS, I'm the luckiest guy on earth.... And yes, she drives stick shift!)

[Ray64]

OLD HEN for 54yrs Of course she calls me MR ROOSTER

[Lefthander1930]

I call her needy, she's alway moving stuff in my garage, where I can't find it. Moving all my parts & stuff, clearing a path for the dogs she don't think they can walk around stuff to get out. We have 4 girls & she always saids, I'm the the boy she never had. Good thing about it she's a Keeper. She also tells me I have no trade in value ??

[Keith True]

For years I would say to my wife,somebody's gonna drop a house on you someday.She was always kind of puzzled,but I would never explain it to her,and she gave up asking.Well last summer she was watching The Wizard of Oz with her grandaughter and the light went on.Of course,she knows how to call me names also.As a toddler she had to hang around the boardyard in her fathers sawmill.The crew had to keep an eye on her,and that's where she learned how to talk.So she knows lots of names to call me.

[Jemelton#]

How about calling her Crisco in public, or Lard Ass in privet?

I wouldn't!

[History]

Fellow I know walking with his wife through a mall was caught by his wife looking at an attractive females back side. She said "if you like that so much, why don't you just go after it". He answered " no honey, I like the way yours drags on the ground".

My wife would have murdered me by now if I'd ever said anything like that to her, as she should. I don't have a pet name for her.

[cajunfirehawk]

I call my wife "totally awesome" because more and more I can find a reason to consider retirement earlier than I thought I would as I get closer to 59 and she loves her job, and plans to work much longer and thus can provide me w/ medical insurance until medicare kicks in...LOL, YMMV

[1946]

When out driving, it is like being out with a GPS you cannot turn off!