The Ford Barn

slowforty · 10-19-2019, 01:03 PM

I used to call my Late Wife "The Bomb"
I never new if she was Sexy of going to GO Off at any Second.

I once asked her if I was the Only One?
She said "Yes. All the Others were Nines and Tens."

Willit Stop · 10-19-2019, 01:13 PM

I'll have to say that my ex-wife was a good housekeeper......she kept the house.

ford38v8 · 10-19-2019, 01:55 PM

I gave her a kiss and asked her if she loved me more now.

She answered 'Don't put words in my mouth.'

Roger W Gerow · 10-19-2019, 02:19 PM

I told her I thought she was turning into a "Biblical Cook". She asked what did I mean? You're always serving up a burnt offering. She has a frying pan in her hand at the time. I now have six stiches on the back of my head.

RalphM · 10-19-2019, 02:53 PM

ER Doctor to me “how did this happen”, well my wife said shut up! But I have bad hearing and thought she said stand up!

95476 · 10-19-2019, 03:12 PM

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Tinker · 10-19-2019, 08:38 PM

This is a joke remember!

Not that a hot lady would marry this guy! think he'd be lucky to snag a "no go"... haha, Still funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDVl_sGGOuo

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Tinker · 10-19-2019, 08:53 PM

What do you get when you play a country western album backwards? All your stuff back.

GB SISSON · 10-19-2019, 09:58 PM

Mattel just introduced the new 'Divorced Barbie" She comes with all Ken's s***.....

10-19-2019, 01:03 PM	#1
slowforty Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Tinley Park Ill Posts: 1,060	Unrelated thought while working on my Car I used to call my Late Wife "The Bomb" I never new if she was Sexy of going to GO Off at any Second. I once asked her if I was the Only One? She said "Yes. All the Others were Nines and Tens."

10-19-2019, 01:13 PM	#2
Willit Stop Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Eureka Calif. Posts: 968	Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car I'll have to say that my ex-wife was a good housekeeper......she kept the house.

10-19-2019, 01:55 PM	#3
ford38v8 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 6,635	Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car I gave her a kiss and asked her if she loved me more now. She answered 'Don't put words in my mouth.' __________________ Alan

10-19-2019, 02:19 PM	#4
Roger W Gerow Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Walla Walla, Washington Posts: 182	Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car I told her I thought she was turning into a "Biblical Cook". She asked what did I mean? You're always serving up a burnt offering. She has a frying pan in her hand at the time. I now have six stiches on the back of my head. __________________ DD658

10-19-2019, 02:53 PM	#5
RalphM Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: North Pole, Alaska Posts: 2,651	Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car ER Doctor to me “how did this happen”, well my wife said shut up! But I have bad hearing and thought she said stand up!

10-19-2019, 03:12 PM	#6
95476 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 413	Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) "Daddy, How much does it cost to get married" "I don't know son,I am still paying"

10-19-2019, 08:38 PM	#7
Tinker Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: MN Posts: 7,053	Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car This is a joke remember! Not that a hot lady would marry this guy! think he'd be lucky to snag a "no go"... haha, Still funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDVl_sGGOuo .

10-19-2019, 08:53 PM	#8
Tinker Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: MN Posts: 7,053	Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car What do you get when you play a country western album backwards? All your stuff back.

10-19-2019, 09:58 PM	#9
GB SISSON Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Orcas Island Washington Posts: 4,916	Re: Unrelated thought while working on my Car Mattel just introduced the new 'Divorced Barbie" She comes with all Ken's s***..... __________________ Owner/Operator of 'Jailbar Ranch' on the side of Mt. Pickett. Current stable consists of 1946 1/2 ton pickup turned woodie wagon with FH V8, 1947 Tonner Pickup (red) mostly stock with exception of a cummins 6at turbo diesel, 1946 Tonner Pickup (green) with 226 cu in 6 cyl flathead, 1979 Toyota landcruiser wagon, completely encased in 1947 Ford Jailbar sheet metal. Ok, cornbinder rear fenders..... 'Rusty ol' floorboards, hot on their feet' (Alan Jackson)