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05-09-2013, 10:59 PM | #1 |
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Not Model A, but a funny car ad
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05-09-2013, 11:07 PM | #2 |
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Very witty and amusing review of a tiny Ute. But then, Margaret River, WA is an ''arty farty'' place.
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05-09-2013, 11:42 PM | #3 |
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That is funny!
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05-10-2013, 12:19 AM | #4 |
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That guy is hilarious. What a sense of humor! Thanks for posting that Dave.
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05-10-2013, 04:05 AM | #5 |
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Those were not a bad ute really but they all rusted away. i would consider one if i could go back in time.... wait if i could do that i could buy used low mileage model A.
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05-10-2013, 04:57 AM | #6 |
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05-10-2013, 02:22 PM | #7 |
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Did anyone copy it - the ad's gone - car sold...
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05-10-2013, 02:38 PM | #8 |
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The ad unfortunately has been removed ! Shucks !
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05-10-2013, 04:40 PM | #9 |
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05-10-2013, 05:07 PM | #10 |
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That was great. Very witty and my type of humor. I just wonder,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Naw,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Does anyone alse think that this guy is related to Bill and Buster? |
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