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H. L. Chauvin · 07-21-2017, 08:07 AM

FWIW: HEAD GASKET SEALERS: Just last week, WikiLeak later addressed Model A head gasket sealerS with an asterisk (*) in their Top secret Report No. 839 as an Addendum:

*839A*: "If a Model A head is "flat" and if a Model A block is "flat" ..... Model A owners may even successfully use "Preparation H" for a Model A head gasket sealer; however, if either metal surface is not "flat" ......... a new or used Model A head gasket could possibly get shellaced!"

The "Model A Observer" reported this morning that our CIA and FBI directors were up all night last night with two (2) chemist from MIT with test tubes trying to determine the cholesterol, (CHOH), HDL and LDL levels of "Preparation H" and "Indian Head shellac" to try to decipher if this WikiLeak Addendum was in any way tied to the head gaskets used in the North Korean nuclear test.

The final CIA/FBI findings were reported as follows:

"Different types of Model A head gasket sealers are still irrelevant .... and "Flat" is in!"

30 Tudor · 07-21-2017, 09:04 AM

My mom all ways told me, son when you get old and grey,,,
DO NOT!!! EVER!!! get your prep-H mixed up with your Indian Head Shellac,,,,
to get my head out at that point would take a crane,,,
but I thought she said train,,,
so I said, I can't take a train in that condition,,
at that point she choked on sumphing she was chewing on,,
and never did tell me on which end to use the Indian Head Schh-llacK

some old folk remedy

07-21-2017, 08:07 AM	#41
H. L. Chauvin Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,179	Re: Head Gasket Confusion FWIW: HEAD GASKET SEALERS: Just last week, WikiLeak later addressed Model A head gasket sealerS with an asterisk () in their Top secret Report No. 839 as an Addendum: 839A: "If a Model A head is "flat" and if a Model A block is "flat" ..... Model A owners may even successfully use "Preparation H" for a Model A head gasket sealer; however, if either metal surface is not "flat" ......... a new or used Model A head gasket could possibly get shellaced!" The "Model A Observer" reported this morning that our CIA and FBI directors were up all night last night with two (2) chemist from MIT with test tubes trying to determine the cholesterol, (CHOH), HDL and LDL levels of "Preparation H" and "Indian Head shellac" to try to decipher if this WikiLeak Addendum was in any way tied to the head gaskets used in the North Korean nuclear test. The final CIA/FBI findings were reported as follows: "Different types of Model A head gasket sealers are still irrelevant .... and "Flat" is in!" Last edited by H. L. Chauvin; 07-21-2017 at 08:21 AM. Reason: typo*

07-21-2017, 09:04 AM	#42
30 Tudor Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Idaho Posts: 95	Re: Head Gasket Confusion My mom all ways told me, son when you get old and grey,,, DO NOT!!! EVER!!! get your prep-H mixed up with your Indian Head Shellac,,,, to get my head out at that point would take a crane,,, but I thought she said train,,, so I said, I can't take a train in that condition,, at that point she choked on sumphing she was chewing on,, and never did tell me on which end to use the Indian Head Schh-llacK some old folk remedy