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burner31 · 04-06-2018, 01:10 AM

Back when I was young and wild my freinds had a joke about me that was duct tape related,

You know how you can tell Burner's old girl freinds?
They don't have hair on their wrists OR their ankles...

3.6rs · 04-06-2018, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by burner31

Back when I was young and wild my freinds had a joke about me that was duct tape related,

You know how you can tell Burner's old girl freinds?
They don't have hair on their wrists OR their ankles...

In Oklahoma you have freinds, over here we have friends.
I'm not sure what the difference is, because English is not my native language...

jhowes · 04-06-2018, 08:39 AM

I find it interesting that the word"shit" has become profanity. It comes from shipping goods from England to the cities in the Mediteranen. They would use horse manure for ballast on the way home and Methane gas would build up in the hold of the ship. When some unsuspecting sailer checked the cargo with a lantern the ship would blow out of the water. Signs were then put on the piles of manure in the cities that said "Shiip High In Transport" or "shit". Jack

burner31 · 04-06-2018, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.6rs

In Oklahoma you have freinds, over here we have friends.
I'm not sure what the difference is, because English is not my native language...

If you knew some of those girls, you'd understand the spelling.

Brendan · 04-06-2018, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wingski

I sure don’t care how you spell. Hell, as long as you get your point across, no one else should either. This is a model A forum not a spelling bee. As long as you can spell yep and nope, you’re doing great.

I couldn’t care less about your I.Q. I think the test was wrong when it only scored you at 122. In fact, I know it was.

Bill, if there was a test that would take in to account all your experience, hardships, successes, accomplishments, and sense-of-humor, your score would be off the chart.

So there,

Mike

Kool! i don't care how people spell ether

rustythumb · 04-06-2018, 09:17 PM

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according to wikipedia, duct tape was originally called duck tape!

3.6rs · 04-06-2018, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brendan

Kool! i don't care how people spell ether

Sow dats good to now. I dont hafe to search en tink how to write korrectli. Tis wil be iesier en faster for me

BoysToys1928A · 04-07-2018, 09:50 PM

Am I a BAD INFLUENCE???? This wuz your question Mr. Bill. And I would guess the real answer would be "well yeah" but I know most of the girls like a bad boy over the dull guy... Maybe you can just sign off next time as "Bill Sexy" lol. Thanks for the laffs...

Pete · 04-07-2018, 10:34 PM

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04-06-2018, 01:10 AM	#41
burner31 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Shawnee, Ok Posts: 3,471	Re: Bad influence??? Back when I was young and wild my freinds had a joke about me that was duct tape related, You know how you can tell Burner's old girl freinds? They don't have hair on their wrists OR their ankles... __________________ Keith Shawnee OK '31 SW 160-B

04-06-2018, 08:39 AM	#43
jhowes Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: upstate NY near Mass border Posts: 789	Re: Bad influence??? I find it interesting that the word"shit" has become profanity. It comes from shipping goods from England to the cities in the Mediteranen. They would use horse manure for ballast on the way home and Methane gas would build up in the hold of the ship. When some unsuspecting sailer checked the cargo with a lantern the ship would blow out of the water. Signs were then put on the piles of manure in the cities that said "Shiip High In Transport" or "shit". Jack

04-06-2018, 09:17 PM	#46
rustythumb Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: orange co. ca. Posts: 178	Re: Bad influence??? Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) according to wikipedia, duct tape was originally called duck tape!

04-07-2018, 09:50 PM	#48
BoysToys1928A Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Tower City, PA Posts: 46	Re: Bad influence??? Am I a BAD INFLUENCE???? This wuz your question Mr. Bill. And I would guess the real answer would be "well yeah" but I know most of the girls like a bad boy over the dull guy... Maybe you can just sign off next time as "Bill Sexy" lol. Thanks for the laffs... __________________ "All you have to be is smarter than what you are working with" Larry Stout Quote thats me... Few old men finish well.

04-07-2018, 10:34 PM	#49
Pete Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Wa. Posts: 5,407	Re: Bad influence??? Illiterate? Write for free help. (Illiteracy Foundation. 506 Main St.)