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04-15-2020, 01:35 PM | #41 | |
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Re: I am hiding in my garage from my wife
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04-15-2020, 08:38 PM | #42 |
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Re: I am hiding in my garage from my wife
About 3 weeks ago my wife,who is a CNA, said I needed a haircut
and she could cut it. I replied that she could cut it if we had sex. Haven't heard a word about my hair since. |
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04-16-2020, 12:22 PM | #43 |
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Re: I am hiding in my garage from my wife
Working inside today, because it is snowing. Checking out a Eagles 8 track for my wife's' 70' Cougar. Nice this weekend, so I will get to wash and wax the 53' Merc.
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04-17-2020, 12:20 AM | #44 |
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Re: I am hiding in my garage from my wife
Hey chap52 "Two mistakes Vic, 1. you told her and 2. now she is going to cut yours... Chap" Yeah now I am going to have to learn , to sleep with one eye open. She even ordered on line , hair clippers . Now I am really in trouble ?
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04-17-2020, 08:14 AM | #45 | |
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04-17-2020, 01:44 PM | #46 |
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Fast forward after our marriage I was working on my 40 Ford sedan and laying on a creeper I tried to roll out and got that long hair caught in the wheel of the creeper! I was flat on my back, I couldn't move forward or back without pulling my hair and scalp. Being at home by myself I was able to reach my pocket knife and I started cutting, thank God I had a sharp knife, I resembled a survivor from a Indian scalping raid. I continued to wear my locks long and made myself a promise to never use a creeper again. The point of my comment is my wife likes long hair and my beard and gets mad if I talk about hair cuts, My hair is no longer in a pony tail but I thank my dad for having good genes, I ain't bald. HRP
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