I am hiding in my garage from my wife

[Old Redneck]

I am working under the 32 so she will leave me alone. She wants to cut my hair. All the Barber Shops are close. When she cuts my hair she thinks its a sheep shearing contest. She go crazy and I end up bald. No more of that once is enough for me. I will stay in the garage maybe she will calm down and forget doing this. At least I get more work done on the 32.