Model A Ford Senior Citizens.......

[holdover]

To me, getting old is a gravity issue. I hope I never become a grumpy old man! As to the discounts that are available, I'll take all they give, I really don't care about their motive. I could say more but one of the things I have learned as I got older, is when to stop talking and keep quiet... And to enjoy ever day I wake up on the right side of the grass. and with that said I think I'll take a ride in the '29 pickup.

[holdover]

Just got this as an email from a friend, perfect..

1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go ...

2. Ate salad for dinner …Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese... FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza …

3. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...

5. I don't mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes ...

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it ...

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel...

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me...

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this ...

11. I love being over 70 … I learn something new every day … and forget 5 others ...

12. A thief broke into my house last night … He started searching for money … so I woke up and searched with him...

13. My dentist told me I need a Crown … I said, "You bet, pour mine over rocks" …

14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day ...


"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."

[C26Pinelake]

Originally Posted by holdover

To me, getting old is a gravity issue. I hope I never become a grumpy old man! As to the discounts that are available, I'll take all they give, I really don't care about their motive. I could say more but one of the things I have learned as I got older, is when to stop talking and keep quiet... And to enjoy ever day I wake up on the right side of the grass. and with that said I think I'll take a ride in the '29 pickup.

A wise man indeed ! Keep up the healthy outlook on life. Wayne

[BILL WILLIAMSON]

Holdover, these are PRICELESS!!!!!!!
Bill W.

[31 Model A]

To all my fellow Model A drivers that are young, good looking, virile and single like me, our own, "Happy Young, Good Looking, Virile and Single Day" is coming soon, I'll post that too when I find out when it is....I once knew but I forgot!!!!!

[Tony S,Fl.]

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Just turned 92. I will tell you when I get old. Darn still limping around since I broke my hip in December. The funny part about my problem is the artificial knee hurts like h-ll. Ol step and a half Tony

[nhusa]

I am 71 and still working so I only have weekends to work on my Model A and T.
I leave home at 6:30 AM and get back at 6PM.

On top of that it takes me twice as long to do anything on the vehicles today as it did a few years ago.

I need to live until 103 to complete the projects that are on my current to do list -assuming that the list does not grow.

[31 Woody]

Hallmark must have invented it. Is there a card available? If so, Hallmark or some other card company.

[Capt Quahog]

[Cornishman]

If being labelled as being a senior is seen as a negative thing why does this forum refer to its long standing and experienced members as senior too? Surely that is seen as positive.

[31 Model A]

Originally Posted by Cornishman

If being labelled as being a senior is seen as a negative thing why does this forum refer to its long standing and experienced members as senior too? Surely that is seen as positive.

I think in that case, anyone could be a senior without the bennies, just post enough times and BINGO!!!!! you be a senior.... I think there should be a count on how many one stars a member gets and make that member a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[C26Pinelake]

Originally Posted by 31 Model A

I think in that case, anyone could be a senior without the bennies, just post enough times and BINGO!!!!! you be a senior.... I think there should be a count on how many one stars a member gets and make that member a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have to be the all time most one star recipient ! Wayne

[31 Woody]

Anybody CAN be a senior! I'm still under 50...for a few more months...

[Capt Quahog]

Ya don't got to be a Geezer to be a SENIOR. In some places at age 50 a person gets entitled to half price on a plate of Eggs n' SPAM.

[C26Pinelake]

Originally Posted by Capt Quahog

Ya don't got to be a Geezer to be a SENIOR. In some places at age 50 a person gets entitled to half price on a plate of Eggs n' SPAM.

Eggs and spam, only in prison! Spam is used to throw under your wheels if you get the A stuck in mud or snow. Wayne

[mshmodela]

I'm 32 years younger than my 31' and so I guess a medium old fart

[C26Pinelake]

Originally Posted by mshmodela

I'm 32 years younger than my 31' and so I guess a medium old fart

There are no degrees of being an old fart! You either ar or are not! Something like being pregnant, you Can't be a little bit ! Wayne

[coupe1942]

Our local Chili's restaurant here has a policy to card everyone ordering alcoholic drinks, regardless of age. It is a bit confusing to order off the Senior's menu, but still have to show ID to prove your old enough to purchase alcohol when you order a beer with that meal. Makes my 68 year old wife giddy with glee to be asked for her ID card though. Me, I get a kick out of watching her when they ask for her ID. :-)

[Cool Hand Lurker]

Originally Posted by coupe1942

Our local Chili's restaurant here has a policy to card everyone ordering alcoholic drinks, regardless of age. It is a bit confusing to order off the Senior's menu, but still have to show ID to prove your old enough to purchase alcohol when you order a beer with that meal. Makes my 68 year old wife giddy with glee to be asked for her ID card though. Me, I get a kick out of watching her when they ask for her ID. :-)

When you get to be a senior you begin to realize just how STUPID people can be. And they STILL don't listen to us!