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Old 01-17-2019, 08:34 PM   #42
russcc
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Default Re: Some days i just want to dig a moat

Reminds me of a story. A couple in the country were about ready to go to bed, when the wife said to her husband, John, you forgot to turn off the light in the back shed. He says, there is no light in it. He called the police. They said they would be out to investigate it in an hour or two. He called them back about 5 minutes later, and told them not to bother as he shot both of the thieves. They were there in 15 minutes.
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