Bill, the
Florida "Barner's Bash" has been known to cure what ails you...
However, there is no scientific evidence to support that theory.
The only synopsis we can provide, to substantiate such an outrageous claim, is the repeated appearance of participants year after year...
Once again, this year, it is our intent to provide a modicum of entertainment designed to elevate the level of ones pleasure to a relevant degree...
Yes, you could say that the
Florida "Barner's Bash" is
just what the Doctor ordered.
We will be administering the elixir from February 28th to March 2nd.