[McMimmcs]

Originally Posted by katy

Here's a few more, "for old time's sake"

People with shaky hands shouldn’t enter dental school.

Contracts giveth with the large print and taketh away with the fine print.

This soil will grow anything from sugar beets to door knobs.

Well the eggs are broke now.

I always was a sucker for a pretty face.

He hasn’t combed his hair since he was 15.






Ignorant as a tree stump.

Quiet as wood smoke.

50 cent words.

A pisces working for scale.

Harder to follow than a white bee in a snow storm.

Don’t jump in before you know how deep it is.

Damper than a frog’s drawers.

Opportunity doesn’t make house calls.

There are some people who not only keep you from being lonely, but make you wish you were.

He can smell food before it’s even cooking.

Homlier than a mud fence.

Plain as plowed ground.

Can’t tell dung from wild honey.

He has more tricks than a dog has fleas.

Blunt as the face of an anvil.

A bat out of Carlsbad.

So dumb he can’t tell the difference between sheep shit and liquorice balls !