Thread: How old is Vic?
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:21 AM   #33
Bruce in southern OH
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Default Re: How old is Vic?

Advantages of his age!
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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