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At times I get fun from these scamsters who simply want your bank account details. I spend as long as they will remain on the line asking questions. The objective is to waste their time. Frequently they become angry with me.


Some tell me of all the benefits their product has to offer. I sound surprised and most interested. After they have exhausted their spiel they ask if I am interested, and here is the punch line. I reply "not particularly". Sometimes they too get angry with me. The objective achieved.


Tax department say I have an unpaid amount. I say "no worries, put a bill in the mail and I'll pay". Never get a bill of course.


The Nigerians are the best at this shit and many have now moved to Asia. Romantic scammers are the biggest haulers, and that has never involved me.