[BILL WILLIAMSON]

Dog here,
Wall, Ol' Bill's gonna do his own WOODGRAININ', all by his lonesome!! (cheep!) He say's it ain't ROCKET SCIENCE He's gonna' even do 1/4 SAWN OAK----& I believe he kin DO IT! He, (Ol' Bill) sez thet MAHOGONY ain't even a challenge, ANYBUDY kin make STRAIGHT lines! Thet's why Ol' Henry used it! Even the janitor could do WOODGRAINING, whin the REGULAR guy wuz SICK or had a HANGOVER (Ol' Bill's dragster wuz named, "HANGOVER", I DON'T know why, he WON'T tell me???) Buster T.
(AND, whut's wrong with Alex doin' a "COMMERCIAL", EVERYBODY ELSE DOES! AND we like ALEX