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Originally Posted by Willie Krash
Well Skeezixx,
A local Presbyterian Pastor was in the shop and asked for a ride in my Model T.
Sure.
He had a seat and said no seat belts,
nope,
High center of gravity isn't it,
yep
Is it safe?
I asked, you believe in God don't ya..!
I punched it and we were off and running, <grin>
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That's a good one!I'll have to remember it.
Another of my pet peeves is:
"How much did you pay for it?"
While I have several creative responses to this question my most inspired reply happened when a friend of mine and I were fueling up his 30 Tudor:
"Well, an elderly lady hired us to clean out her garage and under a pile of boxes and an old mattress we found this. When I asked her about it she said That goes too!"..............................We still charged her $200.