Quote:
Originally Posted by katy
No trees = no squirrels.
Tom, what size engine in that Olds?
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Has to be squirrel road kill in Nebraska, it's on the menu:
Road Kill Cafe
Given with compliments of
Rosies Restaurant & Lounge
Hwy 395 * Hermiston * 567-9865
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======== Welcome . . . to the adventure in dining, ========
======== delights that's as old as America's ========
======== love affair with the automobile!!! ========
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We're pleased you could join us ...
and we're always especially appreciative
of your contributions to our menu, either
on your way here, or on your way home.
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Since there is a limit to how far we can go
to do our...uh "Shopping," you might
consider asking the manager about opening
your own franchise outlet.
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MENU - ROADKILL CAFE (You Kill It ... We Grill It!)
"Featuring Some Of Nebraska's Finest!"
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( Eating food is more fun, when you know it was hit on the run. )
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APPETIZERS: ====== $ 2.95 ========
* The Chicken That Didn't Quite Cross the Road ..
( Tastes Twice as Great When
It's Slapped On Your Plate. )
It's Fresh from the Street. )
* Cool Koala Nuggets
( A tasty Treat! )
* Sunny Side Weasels
( An early sneak preview!)
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ENTREES, A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE:
(It's Gotta Be Tried While It's Still In It's Hide.)
Center Line Bovine ................ $6.95
"Tastes real good, straight from the hood"
Chunk Of Skunk .................... $3.95
"A real stinker of a meal!"
Road Toad Ala Mode ................ $5.65
"Croaked for the last Time!"
Outta Luck Duck ................... $7.95
"Served with Quackers of course.."
Swirl Of Squirrel ................. $5.55
"Chip n' Dale never looked so good!"
Beep Beep Sheep ................... $7.95
"You'll be Back for seconds!"
Narrow Sparrow .................... $2.55
"A light snack for those on the run!"
Rigor Mortis Tortise .............. $6.75
"Breaking the shell was never so fun!"
Goose Still a bit Loose ........... $4.55
Cow Le Pow ........................ $6.59
"For those who wonder, where's the Beef?"
Pig Fig ........................... $2.75
"Special for Dieters."
Lamb Bam Wham ..................... $4.69
"Hit on the Run."
Coarse Horse ...................... $5.70
"Rough but Ready!"
Crow in a Bowl .................... $3.60
"Tones your Bones!"
Pheasant under Car ................ $4.60
"Oiled to perfection!"
Ram n' Ham ........................ $5.80
"A Merge to Splurge!"
Side Swipe Pork ................... $6.20
"Sides to catter to all appetites!"
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LATE NIGHT DELIGHTS: Served fresh each night after dark.
Rack Of Racoon .................... $3.95
Smear Of Deer ..................... $4.95
"Served French Fried Right After Dark"
Awesome Possum .................... $1.95
Later Gator ....................... $4.80
"Midnight Snack Attack"
Rhine - o - Wine .................. $9.60
"Bubbly of a different sort."
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CANINE CUISINE: You'll eat like a hog...when you taste our dog!
Slab Of Lab ....................... $3.95
Poodles 'N Noodles ................ $5.95
Snippet Of Whippet ................ $4.50
German Shepherd Pie ............... $3.95
Round Of Hound .................... $4.25
Bam Bam Pomeranian ................ $4.85
Great Dane on a Lane .............. $6.85
Cuts of Mutts ..................... $5.80
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DESSERT ENTREE's: These take the cake.
- Chocolate Moose ........................... $ 3.90
"A special Variation of a French Dessert"
- Jello Worm ................................ $ 2.50
"Watch em' Jiggle and Wiggle."
- Bat-A Pastries ............................ $ 3.60
"Winging on a delight."
- Angel Dove Cake ........................... $ 4.60
"Heavenly delight."
- Gopher Puffs .............................. $ 3.80
"FUR-fectly delicious cream puffs."
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MEET OUR CHEF: "Wheels" Pierre.
Bon Appetit!...
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Remember our Motto:
"When You Drive With Your Brights...
You'll Dine Better Tonight..."