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Old 04-15-2012, 03:18 PM   #53
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Default Re: More Jokes of the Day

Little Johnnie runs into the classroom and yells
teacher, teacher, my dogs ass just got run over.

The teacher says, Johnnie, you should say rectum !!!

Johnnie yells, rectum ? wrecked 'em ?
Hell it killed him !

I live on tuff street, the further ya go,
the tuffer they git,
I live in the last house on the block !!!

You bet ya, I wear the pants in My family --------
So What, if She tells me which ones to wear ?

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