Well, I think cabin fever is starting in the North
"Have you out-driven a Ford lately?"
"Speed kills. Drive a Ford and live forever!"
"That's not a leak. My Ford's just marking it's territory."
"You might own a FORD if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport."
"I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford."
"Friends don't let friends drive Fords."