Regarding the "two-holer"...it all depends on if the second hole was made by your foot going through the floor, or not. Trust me...that ain't high on my list of "been there, done thats"... Sure ruins your weekend!
SSGT, USAF, Korat, RTAFB, 355th Tactical Fighter Squadron, "Wild Weasels - YHGTBSM", Dec '67 - Oct '68, Ordinance Mx Technician