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Old 02-19-2012, 09:26 PM   #19
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Default Re: Ah Ha! I'm Brilliant!

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Originally Posted by columbiA View Post
If you want to check the spark at the plugs,hold a flourescent tube near a plug wire & it will flash every time a plug fires.Even a burnt-out one will do.
I have my neighbors redheaded stepson hold on to the plug wires while I crank it over. His hair's standing on end more and more each day so we're using him as a crossing guard now. He's always been ugly enough to stop traffic and now he can really get their attention. It's really fun now because his eyes have crossed and the spark is actually bridging across the bridge of his nose. I've made $18.75 charging other neighbors 2 bits a piece to come in the garage and watch the show. Now the other day I notice a fat 300 lb bearded lady down at the other end of the park and I'm sure with some modifications I'll be able to get a few bucks more by adding on to the show.
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