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A man is down on his luck....he's out of work...his wife has left him and his kids live 12,000 miles away in Australia. He has few friends.


One day whilst walking down the pavement looking for dog-ends he comes across a tin can and gives it a good kick.


Out of the can comes a genie and says...." I am a genie and can grant you one wish"


The man says...."what; anything?"....the genie replies;yes, anything.....a mansion in Hollywood, a million dollars in the bank; a 200 foot yacht....you name it !"


The man scratches his head for a while and says to the genie;
" I don't like ships nor planes, so can you build me a motorway from here to Australia so I can see my kids? I have an old FORD car and with a little coaxing it may just make it"


The genie replies...."well I can give you almost anything but that's impossible....try something else"


The man says...."ok;tell me how a woman's brain works"



Genie replies....."five lanes or six"

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Great punch line, I didn’t see it coming, so big chuckle. There is a lot of truth to that.

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The version I heard was from California to Hawaii but same idea.

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In Minnesota, it's from here to Norway.

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Reminds me of, "If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear, is he still wrong?"

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My Late wife knew when I did something wrong two days before I did it.