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Last Activity: 09-15-2023 08:59 PM
About Me
- About Holeshot
- Location
- Aliaga,Turkey
- Occupation
- Cruise Ship Dismantler
- Interests
- Taking Sh*t Apart
- Biography
- My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
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- "Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."