Re: joke of the day.
. The Shortest Books of All Time
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOWTO BE TRUE
By Al Gore and John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFETO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MENWE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATINGETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISHPHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FINDTHE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introductionby The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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My Complete Knowledgeof Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian!" - Henry Ford
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