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04-07-2012, 02:33 PM | #21 |
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Re: joke of the day.
Here is a place you can go for your daily shot of humor http://www.clubhotrod.com/hot-rod-lo...page-duel.html one of my favorite places when I crave some cheer in day.
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04-07-2012, 02:53 PM | #22 |
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I'm the one who congratulated you. I was also the one who suggested you to remove the pornographic cartoon a month ago, not that i cared but thought others would (verbal is one thing a picture of it different). you did. Thank you. I dont go to Ryan when something is not my bag here, I talk to them directly. So it wasn't me. Also thank you for the personal insults you sent me. Goodwill to others applies to all.
Hey I was surprised how long it did last and I see another has been started. Have a Happy Easter weekend everyone. Last edited by Tinker; 05-25-2012 at 09:14 AM. |
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04-07-2012, 03:43 PM | #23 |
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Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?” She asks, “What?” “Sex!!” he replies. Mildred exclaims, “Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!” “I know,” Harold says, “but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.” “Well, I can oblige,” says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, “You two-timing son-of-a-bitch! What does Ethel have that I don't have?” Old Harold smiled happily and replied, “Parkinson's.”
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04-07-2012, 04:30 PM | #24 |
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Some people need to get a life.... they're only jokes, fer pete's sake!
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04-07-2012, 04:58 PM | #26 |
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04-07-2012, 05:41 PM | #27 |
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Good News - Bad News
Good News: Liberace is dead. Bad News: They found your picture in his wallet.
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04-07-2012, 05:46 PM | #28 |
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Graeme I still think your joke was hilarious. Some people just need to loosen up a bit and get a life. Joke of the day was something I looked forward to.
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04-07-2012, 06:59 PM | #29 |
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A couple of days ago I was so pissed that I authored a new post regarding this situation, directing my anger to the compulsion of some to require the world to conform to their way of thinking. I got it out of my system before hitting the Submit" button, which I had decided would have been my last Submit, and I sheepishly closed the browser window instead.
Perhaps I've said more than I should even now, as in doing so I'm quite sure of my fate as viewed by those folks, but suffice it to say that at the time, I was willing to delete the Barn from my Browser Favorites, as loss of the Joke of the Day would have spoiled the Barn experience for myself and my wife, who also enjoyed it. I'm delighted that there is now a revitalized Joke thread, and will now mosey over to read the newest entry there.
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04-07-2012, 07:22 PM | #30 |
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Ain't this just like the old carnival game, ya bang one clown on the head and back into his hidey hole, then another two pop up just to laugh at you, and cause you to become confused as to which one you'll hit next. On and on it goes until you've hit all the clowns on the head and still they keep poppin' up laughing and tellin' jokes. LOL
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04-07-2012, 08:36 PM | #31 |
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I found some of the jokes not to my liking too,so I didn't laugh at those. I choose to ignore what I don't like, but some people think they should make everyone think and act like them. Those people are the kind that put our country in the mess its in. If you don't like something written or said, then don't read or listen to it. Just move on.
If you can't laugh at yourself then you are a pitiful bore.
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04-07-2012, 11:39 PM | #32 |
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Ya know why Dogs lick themselves ?
Cause they can't make a fist
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04-08-2012, 08:56 AM | #33 |
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that made my day!!
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04-08-2012, 08:10 PM | #34 |
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I think this is total chicken sh-t to summarily delete this thread due to minority influence. This could've been handled much better. My wife and I went to D.C. last week to protest OBAMACARE during the verbal arguments. I'd like to think we will make a difference. Ryan (or whomever) didn't give us that chance here.
I enjoyed this thread because it was the "best of the best" jokes people had to offer and I forwarded many of them to friends and family. Moderators should wear "big boy pants". If it breaks the rules then delete IT and only IT -- not give in to special interest groups. OBTW I am Christian, but not holier than thou. Lonnie |
04-08-2012, 09:38 PM | #35 |
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Here's a best selling book written by a Cannibal.
"HOW TO SERVE YOUR FELLOW MAN" A Cannibal school boy got expelled last week cause he was trying to butter-up the teacher. Two Cannibals just got done eating, and one says to the other Your wife makes the Best Roast, the other Cannibal says, Ya, I'm really gonna miss her too. .
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04-08-2012, 10:36 PM | #36 |
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Hey Tinker, Who are YOU to decided "not that I cared, but thought others would?!!!!!! Did someone put YOU in charge?
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04-08-2012, 10:46 PM | #37 |
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Lonnie, there are many more that feel the loss as you do, and I believe many also would agree with your fix of deleting the offending joke rather than the entire thread.
It is what it is, though, and we'll deal with it. There is a current thread to replace the deleted Joke of The Day, so we can get our daily humor fix from More Jokes of the Day from now on.
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My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you should see her box!!!!!!
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04-08-2012, 10:52 PM | #39 |
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Spiker... What Lanny said.
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04-08-2012, 11:51 PM | #40 |
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Couple more Stupid Cannibal jokes just came to me.
Two Cannibals just finished eating, and the one says that last girl friend of yours sure was a sweet little thing, the other Cannibal says, Ya, I think I added too much Sugar. Two Cannibals catch a Clown and are eating him, one says, does this taste funny to you ? A salesman knocks on the Cannibals door and says, is your wife home ? Cannibal says, Parts of her are here someplace. One Cannibal says, I like my women with Nothing on 'em. The other Cannibal says, I like mine with the works, inc. mustard, katsup, relish. .
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