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Old 05-01-2012, 03:16 PM   #96
swoopNZ
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Default Re: joke of the day.

When little Johnny was born his male member was extremely tiny and through the years hardly grew at all,
When he became a teenager his Mom took him to a doctor who then sent him on to a Specialist.
The Specialist decided the lack of growth down there was due to a mineral deficiency and recommended a diet of burnt toast to begin immediately.
Next morning Johhny awoke to his Mother coming into his room with a huge plate loaded with burnt toast.
"Gee Mom, I'll never be able to eat all that" says Johhny.
" You take the top 2 slices son" says his Mother " the rest is for your Father "

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