[Lanny]

Two best friends in the old car hobby make a pact. Whoever dies first has to let the other two know if there are old cars in heaven.

A few years later Harry dies and comes back to his best friend Steve. Steve asks him, "Harry, do they have old cars in heaven?"



"Well, there's good news and bad news about that", says Harry. "The good news is there are old cars in heaven, the bad news is you are going to be the Chief Judge at next week's show."




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3 friends at work were talking.

First guy-" Whada u buying ur ole' lady fer Christmas?"

Second Guy-"A car. I think I'll buy her a Frasier, and amaze her."

First guy-" Good idea. I think I'll buy mine a Kaiser, and surprize her."

Third guy-"Then I think I'll buy mine a Tucker..."






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