[Dave Mc]

A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading,

when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge
and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat
him on a lawn chair.

“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”
“Yes” he replied,” I am old enough that I don’t need a license anymore ”
“The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had
a driving license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors
out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the
wastebasket”. ”You won’t be needing this anymore”, he said.
"So I thanked him and left.”