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Old 05-01-2012, 06:58 PM   #99
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Default Re: joke of the day.

A magician on a cruise ship is always having his tricks ruined by the ships parrot. Every time he performs a trick the parrot squawks" it's in his pocket". "4 of clubs". "it's got a false bottom". The magician is furious with the parrot for explaining every trick. That night the ship sinks, and the only 2 survivors are the magician and the parrot. They cling to a piece of drift wood for 5 days, just staring at each other, neither saying a word. Eventually the parrot cracks, and says "ok, you got me you smart ass, where did you hide the f^*%^^*g ship?"
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