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Old 04-27-2012, 06:11 PM   #81
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The Shortest Books of All Time





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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOWTO BE TRUE
By Al Gore and John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFETO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MENWE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATINGETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISHPHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FINDTHE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introductionby The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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My Complete Knowledgeof Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama














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