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Old 04-28-2012, 11:25 PM   #84
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Default Re: More Jokes of the Day

A group of classic car owners were gathered for coffee one day,
and one older gentleman says, my hearing is getting so bad, I can
hardly hear the alarm clock anymore.

Yes, I know replied the second, and my cataracts are so bad, I can't
see how much cream to pour in my coffee today.

I can't turn my head, said the third, because of the arthritis in my neck.

My blood pressure pills make my dizzy, commented the fourth, adding, I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.

Well, it's not all bad, piped up the first, We should be thankful that we
can all at least still drive.

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An old fella is driving down the 405 freeway when he gets a call from his
wife, she says, Harry, I just heard on the news that a car is driving the
wrong way down the 405, so be carefull.

Harry replies, hell it's not just one, it hundreds of 'em !!!









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