Re: More Jokes of the Day
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's
surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is
there a problem?"
The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid
so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a
sex change rather than a vasectomy"
The patient is devastated and shockingly replies "Do you mean to say
I'll never experience another erection"
The surgeon pauses for a moment then says "Well, you might, but it
won't be yours."
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