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A lady reporter is interviewing and an old indian chief for a story. She remarkes, you have a lot of feathers in your headress, what are they for ?
The chief replies, make many sqaw. The reporter exclaims, "oh dear". The chief says, "no deer, stand to tall, run to fast". The reported responds with , "you are hostile". The chief says, "hoss style, doggy style, any style". The lady, outraged says" you savage, you should be hung" The chief, "I am, that's why I am chief". Best told in person.