[lesbliss]

Two gufighte s are at the bar. The younger says" I hear your an old time shootist. "Yup" came the reply. "Well I'm looking for some hints to improve my shooting." The old guy looks him over and sugests that he lower his holster. The young guys does then draws and shoots the bow tie off the piano player. "Boy that really worked. any other tricks?" The old feller replied" well you might trim a little off your holster around the hammer." Then youngster tries that draws and shoots a cuff link off the piano player.

The younger thanks the old timer and asks if he has any other help. The old guy shifts his tobacca plug spits and says"see that can of grease behind the bar? Go over threre and cover your gun with grease." The youngster asks " Just the barrell?"

"No your gonna want the whole thing slick. That guy you've been shootin at is Wyatt Earp and as soon as he finishes playing the piano he's gonna shove that gun right up your rearend."