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Old 04-30-2012, 11:23 AM   #87
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Default Re: joke of the day.

Three guys die together and go to heaven...

St Peter says "we only have one rule - Don't step on the ducks." They enter heaven and see ducks all over, almost impossible not to step on a duck.

The first guy steps on one, and soon here comes St Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever!"

The next day the second guy steps on a duck... Sure enough, St Peter comes with an ugly woman and chains them together....

The third guy is very careful. He goes several months without stepping on any ducks. One day St Peter comes along with this gorgeous woman...Blonde, Blue eyes...very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word.

He remarks "I wonder what I did to deserve this?"

She says "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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