04-23-2012, 11:01 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Indian Hills,Nevada
Posts: 358
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Re: joke of the day.
A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading,when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge
and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat
him on a lawn chair.
“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”
“Yes” he replied,” I am old enough that I don’t need a license anymore ”
“The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had
a driving license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors
out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the
wastebasket”. ”You won’t be needing this anymore”, he said.
"So I thanked him and left.”
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Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian!" - Henry Ford
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