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Old 04-21-2012, 01:54 PM   #66
raisinhel
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Default Re: More Jokes of the Day

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* FOR SALE 1 nice white wedding dress size 8 used only once by mistake.

* Other than that Mrs. Lincoln did you enjoy the play?

* Bob was in trouble for forgetting his wedding anniversary.
his wife told him, for that she 'now wanted something in the driveway that went from 0 to 180 in under 6 seconds.
Bob left early for work the next morning and his wife looked out the window saw a box all wrapped sitting in the driveway, excited she ran out grabbed the box and brought it in the house and unwrapping it she expected keys or a title card BUT it was a brand NEW bathroom scale!
Nobody has seen Bob for days!!

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