[Dave Mc]

> After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed
> her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.
>
> As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her
> pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi
> sweetheart it’s Eric, I’m on the train – yes, I know it’s the
> six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting – no,
> honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss.
> No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life – yes, I’m sure,
> cross my heart” etc., etc.
>
> Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly , when the young
> woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous
> diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: ”Hey, Eric, turn that
> stupid phone off and come back to bed!”