Re: More Jokes of the Day
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Originally Posted by TomW
Did you ever wonder...
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
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And
How does a Blind Man know when he's done wiping ?
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